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damn_it_man
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 |  Subject: Yo momma jokes  Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:31 am | |
| Ok I'll start feel free to add any
Yo mommas so big that if you stand on her your ears pop | |
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snipe13245
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:43 am | |
| your so ugly when you go to school your mama gets arrested for littering  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:08 am | |
| Your mom is a bitch.
Thats all I've got. |
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damn_it_man
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:40 am | |
| Yo mommas so ugly I smashed her face in dough n made guerilla biscuits | |
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yogiman101
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:25 pm | |
| Yo mamma is so fat people run around her for excersise!
Yo mama is so ugly she rings the door and people say; it aint halloween yet! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:07 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund | |
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X-x-porcheguy928-x-X
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:29 pm | |
| yo mamma so skinny.....she got a job at a strip club and her jobe was the pole.
yo momma so fat and stupid...she saw a school bus and screamed "runaway twinkie!"
Your momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch | |
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:05 am | |
| Yo mama was so fat every time she got in front of TV u miss all of the commercials |
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X-x-porcheguy928-x-X
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:58 am | |
| yo momma so stupid she got invited to the Super Bowl and she brought a spoon | |
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:31 pm | |
| yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology note |
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jerrmy12
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:45 am | |
| yo moma so damm stupid, she saw a sign reading "wet floor"....she just did! | |
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damn_it_man
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:06 am | |
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yo mommas so poor when i went to ur house n asked whats for dinner she jumped on the table and said the first mother fucker that moves!!
yo momma so poor the only chanles the has on her tv is on and off
yo mommas so fat when she steps on a scale it raeds one at a time please
yo mommas so dumb she tossed a rock at the ground n missed
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:09 pm | |
| - X-x-porcheguy928-x-X wrote:
- yo momma so stupid she got invited to the Super Bowl and she brought a spoon
all of urs are old.. | |
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damn_it_man
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:58 am | |
| yo momma is so fat the only way you can get on top of her is if you slap her ass and ride the wave in!
yo momma is so fat that her high school picture was a area photograph!
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jerrmy12
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:17 am | |
| lol
yo moma so damm fat, when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices
yo moma so damm fat, jaba the hut said DAAMM!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:33 am | |
| Yur momma so fat she was baptized in sea world! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:55 am | |
| lol
yo moma so fat she has to piss in jupiter! o wait, she is jupiter! | |
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